houseofhanover: I wish getting a job in real life worked like it does on the Sims. Just pick up a newspaper, join the Politics career and eventually become President through building up your charisma skill by talking to yourself in a mirror.
Melanie: Oh my god you found me. How did you find me?
Joy: We have our ways.
Melanie: You followed me didn't you?
Joy: Like I said we have our ways.
sskeeze: I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
Vanavond: foute party van Q-music! FEEST!
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
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jesus-san: plot twist: it’s worse in french