March 2011
I don't like being asked to make decisions.
meiprior:
Where do you want to eat?
Where do you want to go?
“I have no idea.”
What do you want to do?
“What do you want to do?”
zwadderich asked: I'm not pretending.. YOU ARE AWESOME :D
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☼ If you are awesome, someone will put this on your page ☼
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When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
ghostinashell:
pleasejump:
im-okay-trust-me:
You’re like: What do I say?
“Oh my God, Who am I?”
I’d reply with:
worst question ever to be asked :|
I reply with the cat.
When you successfully lie to your parents and you...
kjakerz:
When youre dancing to music:
carrotkid:
And you think you’re good and have moves like:
But in reality you’re like:
this is the most accurate thing i have ever seen about my life.
That strange moment when you're walking down the...
myprivatefrenchvilla:
And someone is going slow as fvck
I’m like wtf, really?
Talking to their friends about absolutely nothing
And I’m like OMFG would you go?!?!?!?!
I have to pee and the warning bell is about to ring,
And their still going slow like
So then I run them the hell over
Their pissed like
And I’m like hahahahahahaha
Next time, move the hell out of the...
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☼ If you are awesome, someone will put this on your page ☼
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twistedtheory:
weasley-granger-potter:
takemetothe-horizon:
IF SPONGEBOB LIVES IN A CIRCLE PINEAPPLE
WHY DOES IT HAVE CORNERS??
……..
OMG!
Reblog if you are from Europe
susanafrees-world:
ninadobrevworld:
miss-mystic-falls:
Tumblr is like New York. It's the site that never...
when i see the ugliest girl in the school have...
t-rexwilleatyou:
Can you imagine how muscular we'd all be if we...
Making a sandcastle
Expectation:
Reality:
We don't schlump.
owlshoes:
*prance*
When people try to correct you on things that you...
Best decision I've ever made:
atypicalartkid:
Reading Ellen Degeneres’ memoir.
“I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.”
"When The Fairy Tale Ends, Real Life Begins"
sweettreasures:
This is one of the most amazing thing’s Ive seen on Tumblr.
When you see two people pushing eachother around.
beautifulimperfectionn:
thisasian-james:
When my Mom's on the phone and I hear her say my...
ms-basswaldorf:
“Mom , why you talkin’ shit ?”
When I hear the words "free" and "food" together.
sevenikewl:
>:D
First day back to school after break
You see your best friend
You see the girl who thinks she’s your best friend
You see the girl you never got along with
You see the girl that chopped her hair off
Then you tell your best friend about them
You see the “popular girl”
You see your favorite teacher
You see the couple making out by the lockers
You see the “new student”
But it turns out they’ve been in your...
looking at pictures of myself from the past:
Ages 1-8: AWH I WAS SO CUTE
Age 9+: WHAT HAPPENED
TEACHER: Do you get it ?
im-speechless:
ndltlovesyou:
STUDENTS: YES…
But deep inside they’re like:
That awkward moment when the President is locked...
she-neverwaited-onyou:
peetaah:
OMG HAHAHA
When someone says they don't like Beyonce
beyoncespam:
and you’re like:
